Thorin teaches Bilbo how to handle a sword.
Thorin teaches Bilbo how to handle a sword.
Thorin teaches Bilbo how to handle a sword.
how to handle a sword.
My word, the insinuations in just that one sentence. I'm afraid of what the actual fic might be like. I really don't think it's worth anything to whatever kind of torture I might subject my mind into.
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Stupid hyperactive imagination..